Fats

A great guy, who has put so much into celeb-forum.tk and is turning 25 on the 30th of September 2005.

Fats - real name Aubrey Winklehoff - was born on the 30th September, 1980. He was a lonely child, prefering to spend his days, not with friends, but locked away in his bedroom tapping away on a keyboard. This caused great concern to his parents, since at this stage they couldn't afford to buy him the computer and monitor to go with it.

Eventually the young Fats did save up enough to buy his first real PC. People in his village still speak of the day the strange little bloke walked into Dixons and paid for an IBM with ten pence pieces. But Fats was determined - and over the years that machine became drenched in his bodily fluids. Yes, the sweat of his brow as he worked to become a skilled programmer.

Later in life the teenage Fats started his own business "Fatmanmedia". This featured hardcore pornography with red hot man on man action. Things were hard at first, in fact for six months all his films featured just himself and a full length mirror, but eventually they got better. Within a year he had dumped the mirror and bought a rubber sex doll called Mike. With Mike at his side, Fats entered the most prolific period of his film-making career. Movies such as "Rubber Rodding" and "Plastic Pumping" were instant successes. Within months this prodigious talent had gone from penniless student to multi-millionaire.

At this point he had reached his pinnicle. There was nothing else left for him to do except give something back to the little people. The minnions. The poor deluded saps who could only look at him and dream. Yes, those who he pitied from his lofty perch. And that was when he entered perhaps the most historic period of his life so far. The day he gave his servers over to celeb-forum.tk and became no more a mere man - but a legend. And, as the teenager who thought she was pregnant muttered with great relief, "long may this happy period continue".

Fats - we salute thee.