Dún Laoghaire
Dún Laoghaire (pronounced "Knackersville") is a small seaside town 7 miles south of Dublin, and the busiest refuse dump in the whole of Knackerland. The town was officially known as Kingstown before the knackers started running the country.
Dún Laoghaire has a ferry connection to Holyhead in Anglesey, Wales, on the world's largest jet-engine propelled ferry. Take it. It'll get you out of Ireland. Run! Hide!