Wiggum family

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Ralph Wiggum (voiced by Nancy Cartwright) is the son of Police Chief Wiggum and classmate of Lisa. Ralph is a good-hearted child, but is extremely dull and lacking basic common sense and social protocol. One particularly revealing example is a sequence where his class was doing craft activities, Miss Hoover telling Ralph "please stop eating the glue". He is regularly bewildered about the teasing he receives when he reveals his ignorance to his more clued-in classmates. His cat's name is Mittens, which is strange because he believes that word to be a "swear".

Famous Ralph Quotes

  • "...the doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
  • "and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life."
  • "I'm scared daddy, too scared to even wet my pants!"
  • "Look in the tunk" Lisa: "I think he means 'trunk'"
  • "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
  • "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" (to Superintendent Chalmers)
  • "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
  • "Miss Hoover, my worm jumped in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?"
  • "I'm learnding!"
  • "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
  • "Do you like ... stuff?"
  • "When I grow up I'm going to bovine university!"
  • "Everybody is hugging." Ralph in an x-rated peep show
  • "Lisa, we're going to be in a pie together!" when Seymour's mom mistakes Ralph for a pumpkin and Lisa for a pineapple
  • "I ated the purple berries."
  • "Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
  • "I bent my Wookie."
See also : The Simpsons
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